After two years and five months, it was time to retire our trusty 32” LG LCD. The picture was starting to show signs of deterioration, with the very edges of the screen looking a little darker than the centre. It had given us sterling service, our first full 1080 capable high definition telly, and I had been saving up in my piggy bank for its replacement since its second birthday.
I’d been holding back from getting a new set for a couple of reasons – mostly not wanting to spend the money when the old set was perfectly usable, but also because I was contemplating the craze for stereoscopic television. 3D.
I have to confess that up to a week before Christmas 2011, my experience of 3D was limited to peering through a pair of Samsung active glasses mounted in a what-the-butler-saw style rig at our local Tesco superstore. On the screen in front of me had been Disney’s Bolt, an entertaining enough movie but one I was quite happy with in normal 2D. I hadn’t seen any 3D movies at the cinema, or any other 3D source other than the traditional red/green anaglyph stuff like Spy Kids 3D or Journey To The Centre Of The Earth both of which I hadn’t enjoyed because I hated the complementary colour cast wearing the glasses gave you once you took them off.
I happened to be in Tesco again, picking up one of Dad’s Christmas presents and as the TV displays were only a matter of feet away from the in-store collection point I wandered over for another look. This time on the Samsung display they were running Monsters Vs. Aliens and Susan had just arrived on Gallaxhar’s ship. Peering through the what-the-butler-saw rig, I wasn’t terribly impressed. The picture was dark, and although the sense of depth to the picture was good, it wasn’t really impressive. Also, when I looked around at the other televisions and the corner of the store through the active 3D glasses, I noticed how dark they made the place and how they made the other televisions flicker. As I was walking away from the display, I noticed a big, bright 42” LG display with a sort of double-image on it. In a sort-of pot next to the TV was a pair of ordinary-looking plastic glasses with the legend “LG 3D Cinema” on the lugs. I put them on and looked up at the screen.
Holy Cow….
Or words to that effect.
The TV was displaying a nice little in-store loop provided by LG as a demo. Various scenic bits and pieces, aircraft flying over mountains, a couple of idiots on skateboards, a music video. Nothing earth-shattering in content, but as a demonstration of what a 3D telly could do quite dazzling. Unlike the active glasses, the passive glasses only darkened the picture (and the surroundings) very slightly. The 3D effect gave both an impressive feeling of depth to the picture and a couple of emergent elements (the tip of an aircraft wing and a flurry of confetti) actually had me taking a step back. Another bloke was peering at the Samsung and I beckoned him over and asked him to look at the LG to see if he thought the 3D effect was better. He gave me a look like he thought I was moderately dangerous but agreed that the LG seemed a lot better.
I spent the next half-hour looking at that set and a second that they had out on the floor (which I could view from a better angle), and trying to find a sales assistant to get some information about the set. Eventually I found a salesman who didn’t know a lot about the telly but who could tell me the price and that it might be on special offer after Christmas. If I had been interested in the Samsung, it came with a single pair of active shutter glasses and I could order subsequent pairs for something like £50 a pop and we would need two more to have a pair each. The LG came with seven pairs of passive glasses gratis and was apparently compatible with the Real-3D glasses from the cinema.
I went home sold on the idea of 3D.
I am if nothing else, both an information-whore and a careful shopper, so I wasn’t simply going to bang down my hard-earned in Tesco and buy that particular telly. I did my research, bided my time, and on Christmas Eve placed an order with Amazon for the model up from the one I had seen at Tesco. This one had Freeview HD and SmartTV built in and was just under £50 cheaper than the Tesco model. It arrived the day before New Year’s Eve, as did a 3D copy of Monsters Vs. Aliens and an IMAX-3D presentation about the Grand Canyon that was supposed to be one of the best traveloguey documentaries in 3D.
We were all blown away by the 3D, but I was just as delighted that the TV for all its 3D tricks was an absolutely stonking display of normal TV as well. More inputs than I could shake a stick at and able to run video straight off a hard drive or USB stick without the need for a server.
So I’m delighted with my new telly. Is there a down side to this story?
Actually, yes there is.
The “C” word. No, not that one. Content. Or the lack of same.
I managed to blag an ex-rental copy of Spy Kids 4 in 3D, and double-dipped Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides, but to date that’s it. A total of three movies (two of which are double-dips), and I’ve bought all the 3D movies currently available that appeal to me. There are a few upcoming movies I’ll have in 3D – Tintin, Hugo and The Three Musketeers, but again the choice is limited. There’s precious little stereoscopic content available through other media although there are suggestions that some Olympic coverage might be in 3D (whoop-de-do). Considering the manufacturers, the movie and tv industries are pushing 3D so vigorously, you’d think they would be flooding the market with content to encourage people to buy 3D capable displays.
Well, I’m ready when they are.
Posted by Mark Oates
Sparked off by Jitendar's revisiting of Lethal Weapon 4, I started thinking about how much I revisit old movie friends. Of course anybody who knows me knows I have a catalogue of comfort movies which I regularly revisit from time to time, but I was thinking of the movies that either I loved once and don't go near these days, the stuff I bought, watched once and popped on the shelf never to watch again, and the familiarity-breeds-contempt brigade which I've seen so often I can quote huge chunks of dialogue of and will puke if I have to sit through again.
This year I've been doing more revisiting than making new friends. I don't know why - maybe age, maybe domestic diplomacy, maybe Hollywood's output just being crap these days - I haven't been buying new movies, and those I have bought have joined the watched once, never rescreened ranks.
The past fortnight, I've been revisiting the Carry On legacy, watching the pictures in strict chronological order from 1957's Carry On Sergeant. I've just finished Carry On At Your Convenience (a long-standing personal favourite) and I'm hoping to slot Carry On Matron into proceedings in the next couple of days. The Carry Ons had become part of the familiarity-breeds-contempt category for me, for as much as I love and admire them as icons of a sense of humour long-lost and as documents of working-class targeted entertainment, I'd lost the desire to watch them. That is until I happened to catch the last twenty minutes of Channel 4HD's transmission of Carry On Constable. An HD transfer sharp enough to correct your eyesight without the disturbing burning smell. It set me thinking two things - "Wow, I'd love to see a Blu-ray of this" and "I don't remember this bit, or how funny it is."
So I started watching the Carry Ons again, and frankly I've been blown away by them. It has also started me thinking about all those other movies in my collection that I haven't watched in years - and there are a lot of them. Like Jitendar I have the Lethal Weapon pictures, the Die Hards, the Laurel and Hardy Collection, the Universal Horrors and the original Planet of the Apes. I know there's a fair amount I can't really inflict on other family members with less resilient sensitivities, but I can always watch them in my personal quiet time.
Anybody else cracked open a dusty DVD case of some long-disregarded favourite and been startled by how much you'd forgotten of the movie, how entertaining it was or conversely what a pile of cack it had turned into?
Posted by Mark Oates
After becoming totally addicted to Army of Darkness Defence on my iPhone, I went from desperately wanting to see the movie again to wanting to see the whole trilogy. ![]()
So far I've watched the original special edition Evil Dead DVD, in it's proper aspect ratio (with a pretty good 5.1 re-mixed soundtrack), and the excellent Evil Dead 2 book of the dead special edition.
This Saturday it's finally the turn of Army of Darkness. I can't wait!
It was the move to High Definition earlier this year that sparked off my rewatch mentality. I've been going through my older discs, movies that I haven't seen in five years or more, just to see what they look like on a bigger screen, with overscan turned off, and also to see how many I desperately need to rebuy on Blu-ray (surprisingly few).
The standards still work for me, I can easily watch a Die Hard or a Lethal Weapon, quoting the dialogue at the screen, and still be entertained. Some movies have been revelations on the bigger screen, some I'm worried to find, I've outgrown.
But I have found that the most pleasure comes from those films that I rarely watch, whether through runtime, or content. I've hardly had the time to rewatch Trainspotting, Memento, or Pulp Fiction, The Couch Trip or indeed Carry On Abroad, and it's the least watched films that fade the most from memory, which makes watching them feel like a rediscovery.
But for me, the big screen has made a difference to the whole experience. I've got A Passage To India lined up in the next few days, and I can't wait for David Lean on something approaching an appropriate sized display.
And Laurel and Hardy movies look great! I finally got through the boxset yesterday... Only took me 19 months.
I always have such a creakingly large pending pile (I'm a sucker for a good deal and boy, there have been a fair of few of these lately) but even so - occasionally a DVD will fall off the top of a pile, or something will make me want to watch it again. I watched Prince in 'Purple Rain' the other day. I don't know what I was thinking but I was shocked at how bad it was. It had that monotone John Waters style delivery, but with none of the irony. The music was good enough for me to dig out some dusty Prince CD's though so it wasn't a total waste. I too have recently run the Carry On marathon (in strict order) and thoroughly enjoyed it. Bizarrely I have also taken to watching some really old war movies (free in Newspapers eons ago) and am really enjoying replaying these too. What I've found is that any really modern films I buy (and I don't buy many) very rarely get watched twice. I don't know why that is. Maybe they need to season for a decade or two before they become a nostalgic pleasure trip!
Purple Rain was a great film! The guy from The Time is hilarious and worth watching it for alone!
Ah! True....a bit hammy perhaps but not bad. No - I was referring to Prince and Apollonia in particular...and the gals from Prince's band. Ouch. No oscars there!!
Morris: Okay. What's the password?
Jerome: You got it.
Morris: Got what?
Jerome: The password.
Morris: The password is what?
Jerome: Exactly.
Morris: The password is exactly?
Jerome: No, it's okay.
Morris: The password is okay?
Jerome: Far as I'm concerned.
Morris: Damn it, say the password!
Jerome: What.
Morris: Say the password, onion head!
Jerome: The password is what?
Morris: [i]frustrated] That's what I'm asking you!
Jerome: [i]more frustrated] It's the password!
Morris: The password is it?
Jerome: [i]exasperated] Ahhhhh! The password is what!
Morris: It! You just said so!
Jerome: The password isn't it! The password is?
Morris: What?
Jerome: Got it!
Morris: I got it?
Jerome: Right.
Morris: It or right?
That was a particularly sad re-working of a classic Abbott and Costello routine. Toe curling in the extreme. Occasionally that one fingered eyebrow smoothing jive talking was mildly amusing (as Rob says) but this particular routine was an absolute stinker in my opinion. God only nows how it made the final cut. On balance, 'Purple Rain' was a godawful confusing mess - with a few memorable laugh aloud highlights.
Back to the original thread, I also recently re-watched Space 1999. I seem to enjoy it more each time I watch it - and yet each time I watch it I see its many flaws. It' so confusing trying to be objective!
Just noticed that Jits started the thread by referring to a re-visit of 'Lethal Weapon 4', Now that really was a BAD movie (in the original use of the word). It just reinforces the power of nostalgia. Jits probably watched that at an impressionable age and is now incapable of objective opinion on it. Like me and 'The Monkees'.
I can't believe it's nearly a year since I last poked my head in the Sprocket Hole.
Let me rephrase that. I'm amazed I haven't written any blog entries for the Sprocket Hole since last September. I'd like to say "Doesn't Time Fly When You're Enjoying Yourself", but that's not really the case. I'm not having a bad time per se - I'm concentrating on my duties as a Carer. What does worry me is the indecent speed with which Time seems to be propelling me towards the end of the year once more. It only seems like last Friday it was Christmas, but when I actually think about it, I realise I've passed a lot of water under the bridge since the turn of 2011.
The past couple of years, I've been trying to get on with my own personal writing instead of reviewing DVDs and Blu-rays and babbling about all and sundry here in the Sprocket Hole, and frankly it hasn't worked. I've turned my personal writing inside out and not really progressed more than a handful of words. On the other hand, I've written mountains of planning and research materials. If I could publish them it'd be another thing...
So what's this leading up to?
I think the reason I can't get the personal writing done is primarily self-pressure - the desire to do something without the inspiration. There was a time I used my writing to escape the real world - it was somewhere I could go to unwind from the pressures of school initially and later work. Back then I could thump out 5000 words in an evening on the old Tripewriter. Now I'm lucky if I string together a sentence.
But as you can plainly see from the above, I can waffle like an iron when I'm blogging, and reviewing DVDs has always been a pleasure rather than a chore. Maybe it's time to rest the personal writing and sharpen both pencil and wit on Hollywood's output once more.
Now, where's that Yogi Bear Blu-ray??
Posted by Mark Oates
Heh, I sent the Yogi Bear one back.
However I do have some other unsolicited rubbish you might be not interested in.
Yours would be a most welcome return. You'll always find readers here. Maybe blogging and reviewing is the new writing in any case? What with Twitter and Face-ache encouraging more and more musing, you could do worse than twaddling a few choice ideas on your iFish. Remember - no more than three words. It's how we choose to live.
I have never booked my face nor tweeted, and I'm not sure where I'd start if I wanted to. I'd much rather come back to squat in the squalid, candle-lit sub-basement of Reviewer Towers with a stale crust of bread and the cockroaches for company, typing out my reviews on my trusty ZX81 (with the 16k memory extension) with the rest of you lost souls. ![]()
I post about one thing to Facebook a month (well apart from it automatically posting my Flickr upload updates), and I just can't bring myself to post more. Yet I have no problems ranting in a column. ![]()
Can you actually rant on Facebook? I was under the impression you could only post stuff like "Having boiled egg for tea" or "Declared war on Iraq LOL."
Oh god yes, far too much of that goes on.
Twitter is perhaps almost as bad.